It has recently come to my attention that blogging, aside from being a stupid word, has come to be regarded by some as a stupid idea as well. My friends lets not confuse stupid sounding things with stupid things. A few examples:
Bewigged: To have a wig on. If you think wigs are silly then you have quite a few people to answer to, including but not limited to: British judges, cancer patients, Donald Trump, and Lady Gaga.
Oscillate: made less stupid perhaps by Lost, its too close to the word ocelot to really be taken seriously. But who among you denies the importance of a pendulum swinging to and fro at a regular interval?
I can’t think of any more stupid words right now, so lets get on to the most important stupid word:
Blog: A way for me to avoid telling the same story 12,000 times to 5 different people while simultaneously offering graphic representations of my travels and travails. Fewer questions, less personal contact, and I get to rant. It’s a win win. Read my blog.
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